Funny quotes hearing

17 Funny hearing quotes

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

2 weeks ago

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

2 weeks ago

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

1 month ago

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

1 month ago

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

1 month ago

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

1 month ago

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

1 month ago

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

2 months ago

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

3 months ago

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

3 months ago

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

3 months ago

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

3 months ago

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

3 months ago

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

3 months ago

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

3 months ago

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

3 months ago

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

3 months ago