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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Reported on Twitch:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Going viral on YouTube:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Reported on Discord:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Freshly posted on X:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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