34 Funny hearing quotes

• After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, after, amount, back, book, books, bookshelf, cut, decision, hearing, humor, i, listen, listening, people, reading, too

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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  2 months ago

  communication, exactly, hear, hearing, humor, i, irony, know, message, needs, people, phrase, say, think

• There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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  2 months ago

  accent, call, calling, communication, customer, customer service, frustration, hearing, indian, life, nothing, phone, phone call, service, stereotype, worse

• I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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  2 months ago

  hearing, humor, i, ID, log, log off, myself, sarcasm, self, self-talk, talk, tired

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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  2 months ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., again, am, being, deprivation, getting, ghost, hearing, hoping, humor, just, means, night, noise, parent, parenting, sleep, sleep deprivation, toddler

• Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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  2 months ago

  disciplinary, disciplinary hearing, hearing, humor, liberating, meeting, meetings, naked, nudity, online, online meeting, say, things, waist, want, workplace

• Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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  2 months ago

  consequence, domestic, domestic life, doorbell, electrician, electrocution, fixing, got, hear, hearing, hearing thoughts, humor, i, life, mishap, relationship, should, thinking, thoughts, unexpected, unexpected consequence, while

• The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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  2 months ago

  80s, after, bands, cat, cats, decade, hearing, humor, man, music, naming, nostalgia, predator, problem, problems, wild

• You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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  2 months ago

  anything, better, cancellation, ear, ear protection, earplugs, hear, hearing, humor, i, me, noise, noise cancellation, protection, sarcasm, simply, stubbornness, tell

• My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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  2 months ago

  aid, communication, compromise, happy, hearing, hearing aid, humor, husband, key, marriage, needs, refusal, refuses, relationship

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