33 Funny hearing quotes

Funny hearing quotes bring a whole new level of LOL to the way we think about ears 👂🤣 Whether it’s playful jabs at selective hearing or hilarious misunderstandings, these witty lines will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement 😂🎧 Ready to tune into some sound humor that hits all the right notes? Let’s dive in and get those ears laughing! 🎶😄

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Clearly, it's some kind of reverse psychology Jedi mind trick. 🧙‍♂️🔮😂

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Clearly, you've met the most interesting person in your chat room mirror! 😂🪞💬

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Zooming into discipline with style and a little extra breeze 😂🍑💻

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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"That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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