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29 Funny hearing quotes

Funny hearing quotes bring a whole new level of LOL to the way we think about ears 👂🤣 Whether it’s playful jabs at selective hearing or hilarious misunderstandings, these witty lines will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement 😂🎧 Ready to tune into some sound humor that hits all the right notes? Let’s dive in and get those ears laughing! 🎶😄

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Posted on6 months ago

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Posted on6 months ago

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Posted on6 months ago

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Posted on6 months ago

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

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