26 Funny hello quotes

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 month ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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  1 month ago

  boyfriend, conversation, darkness, friend, friendship, hello, humor, i, joke, me, old, rejection, relationship

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  2 months ago

  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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  2 months ago

  Adele, culture, hello, humor, i, joke, knee, knees, lionel, Lionel Richie, music, music reference, pop, pop culture, prediction, reference, richie, sing, think, weather, weather prediction, wordplay

• I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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  2 months ago

  always, always available, am, available, communication, digital, digital presence, hello, here, humor, i, instant, instant response, love, media, online, online communication, people, presence, quick, quick reply, reply, replying, response, seconds, social, social media, texting

• What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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  2 months ago

  devotion, expression, heart, hello, humor, romantic, say, sentiment, trying

• What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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  2 months ago

  big, Big Mac, Big Matt, came, fast, fast food, food, greeting, hello, humor, humor about food, humorous, humorous thought, imagination, mac, Matt, personification, playful, said, thought

• I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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  2 months ago

  20, argument, comments, day, discussion, hello, humor, humorist, i, media, online, online discussion, post, posting, social, social media

• Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad sign, change, expectations, free, free money, hello, humor, irony, job, money, scam, scams, seems, sign, used

• The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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  2 months ago

  autocorrect, burn, frustration, hello, humor, invention, person, should, technology

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