16 Funny hello quotes

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Hello! I'm Britain's greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 6:00 pm.

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn't matter!

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I've already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025