20 Funny hello quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

  Commentary:
  💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

  Commentary:
  "🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

  Commentary:
  "**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
  **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of scams – from easy cash to unwanted job offers… 🤔 It's like they're saying, 'You know what, we're done fooling you, how about you fool yourself now?' 😂 Stay alert, folks! 🕵️‍♂️💸 #ScamGraduation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of autocorrect turning 'hell' into 'hello' strikes again! 🔥😂 Looks like the inventor got a taste of their own medicine there! #autocorrectfail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️ "Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! 🕵️‍♂️ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: 'Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!' 😂 Who needs a disguise when you've got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, darkness, always fashionably late to the party! 🕶️⌛ But hey, better late than never, right? Who knew evening attire was so punctual! 😄🌙 #FashionablyLate #NightOwl"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

  Commentary:
  "Hello, boyfriend? It's me, girlfriend, from dating? 🤔🧐 Well, isn't that the most creative introduction ever! Classic mix-up or an attempt to reach peak levels of confusion? 😂💑 No worries, just don't forget to update your contact list with proper labels! 👫📲"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! 👀 Sounds like a true emergency situation! 🚨 Who knew meeting the neighbors could be an extreme sport? 🏃‍♂️💨 Hang in there, sir, help is on the way! 🚓😄"

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