84 Funny help quotes

• You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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  5 hours ago

  bad, bad day, cheeseburger, day, even, food, frustration, help, humor, know

• I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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  14 hours ago

  facade, hate, help, honesty, humor, i, independent, independent woman, me, need, present, vulnerability, woman

• Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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  16 hours ago

  disappointment, entertainment, finish, help, humor, looking, movie, name, Netflix, search, spelling, streaming, tell

• As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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  17 hours ago

  chip, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, help, humor, i, just, OCD, order, pringle, respect, snack, someone

• I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, every, exercise, fitness, help, honesty, i, know, me, motivation, procrastination, routine, self-awareness, stretching, want

• Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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  3 weeks ago

  accidental, accidental humor, accidentally, awkwardness, concern, dark, dark humor, health, help, humor, i, mental, mental health, normal, normal people, people, social, social awkwardness, used

• I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

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  1 month ago

  clothing, fashion, getting, help, honesty, humor, i, jean, jeans, just, lie, relationship, sex, skinny, skinny jean, struggle

• I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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  2 months ago

  advice, fine, getting, help, humor, i, partner, recommend, relationship, support, yourself

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  2 months ago

  advice, ask, help, helpful, humor, i, last, losing, memory, put, question, questions, search, someone, something, where

• Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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  2 months ago

  50s, aging, forgetfulness, health, help, humor, memory, remember, reminder, supplement, take, today, welcome

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