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74 Funny help quotes

Funny help quotes πŸ˜„ are the perfect pick-me-up for when you’re feeling overwhelmed or just need a good laugh πŸ˜‚. These witty one-liners and humorous insights can turn a stressful day into a giggle fest 🀣. Whether you’re seeking relief from a hectic workload or just want to share a chuckle with friends, these quotes have got you covered πŸ’ͺ. Dive into the lighter side of life and let the laughter flow! 🌟

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, β€œNo one helps me around here!”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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