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"Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"
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- I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
- Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
- I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.
- Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
- Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
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Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅 -
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Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork -
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"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness" -
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Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕 -
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Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉" -
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- Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
- I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
- I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.
- Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
- “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
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