116 Funny hope quotes

• It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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  crush, even, feelings, hope, humor, infatuation, just, love, optimism, romantic, sarcasm, unsupervised

• I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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  2 weeks ago

  confidence, eating, enjoying, enjoying life, feels, having, hope, humor, i, independence, irony, life, me, myself, nobody, positivity, self-love, solitude, sorry, time

• I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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  cat, hope, humor, i, life, love, next, owner, reincarnation, whiny

• What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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  bear, dark, dark humor, hope, humor, mauled, polite, polite way, sarcasm, someone, tell

• I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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  communication, hear, hope, humor, i, me, relationship, thinking

• Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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  2 weeks ago

  awkwardnes, food, hope, humor, offer, relationship, secret, social, someone, want

• Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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  fire, hope, humor, joke, liar, own, pant, sarcasm

• I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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  awkward, conversation, dating, flirt, hope, humor, i, just, relationship, say, something, things, weird, weird things

• Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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  anxiety, anyone, avoidance, hope, house, i, introvert, leaving, me, social, social anxiety

• I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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  annoyance, before, finished, hate, hope, hot, hot water, humor, i, run, sarcasm, shower, water

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