Funny houses quotes

• My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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  8 hours ago

  anxiety, family, health, house, houses, humor, inheritance, mental, mental health, money, mood, mood swing, swing, swings

• There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, exist, girl, girls, house, houses, humor, never, only, screens, show, shows, time, TV, TV Show, visit

• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  2 months ago

  6, boat, emoji, family, house, houses, humor, moves, moving, next, television, tiny, tiny house

• People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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  2 months ago

  glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, hypocrisy, irony, judgment, live, people, put, sarcasm, should, watchlist

• People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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  2 months ago

  caution, change, change clothes, clothes, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, live, people, privacy, vulnerability

• People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, orgy, party, people, social, social behavior, throw

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

  account, aspiration, balance, being, difficulty, envy, expectations, financial, financial difficulty, financial envy, having, house, house shopping, houses, humor, humor about money, i, kitchen, lifestyle, luxury, me, million, money, priorities, property, sarcasm, shopping, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, worth, zero

• Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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  2 months ago

  activity, afford, believe, childhood, egg, eggs, financial, financial struggle, fun, fun activity, house, houses, humor, nostalgia, struggle, throw, used

• Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, day, eggs, enemy, funny activity, gathering, houses, much, night, nostalgia, paper, throwing, toilet, toilet paper

• Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

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  3 months ago

  experience, Funny, house, houses, humor, i, mine, observation, personal, personal experience, smell, talk, today, want

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