Funny houses quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.

  Commentary:
  "Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions 🥚🏠 Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! 😄 #AdultingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂

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