Funny houses quotes

Funny houses quotes bring a smile to any home ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜‚ From quirky quirks to lovable chaos, these witty lines capture the joy and madness of living spaces perfectly ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰ Whether youโ€™re a neat freak or a mess-maker, get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate the fun side of home life! ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜œ #HomeHumor #HouseVibes

Funny houses quotes - Canโ€™t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Canโ€™t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of youthful mischief and questionable financial decisions ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ  Who would've thought that our priorities would shift from eggs to mortgages so quickly! ๐Ÿ˜„ #AdultingStruggles"

Funny houses quotes - Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Commentary:
Ah, the good olโ€™ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! ๐Ÿงป๐Ÿฅš Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฅ Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚