I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Posted on17 hours ago
Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Posted on23 hours ago
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Posted on4 days ago
Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life. Posted on5 days ago