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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Breaking via Telegram:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Just landed via Instagram:

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Trending via WeChat:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Just shared via TikTok:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Just shared via Slack:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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Funny image quotes are the perfect blend of humor and wisdom, offering a quick chuckle and a fresh perspective all at once 😂. Whether you’re scrolling through your feed or looking for a pick-me-up, these gems bring laughter and light to your day 🌟. From witty one-liners to clever puns, each image is a mini masterpiece designed to tickle your funny bone and make you smile 😊. Dive into the world of humor and let the laughs begin!

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4 days ago
Share →: There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Commentary:
Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
6 days ago
Share →: I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
7 days ago
Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩
4 weeks ago
Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Commentary:
"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5"
1 month ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
1 month ago
Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸‍♀️✨ #FashionHero"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
2 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Just shared via Facebook:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Trending via Snapchat:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Shared recently on Messenger:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Going viral on Reddit:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Just shared via Reddit:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Just shared via Instagram:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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