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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.
Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?
The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

Commentary:
"When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"
2 months ago
Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

Commentary:
🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"
5 months ago
Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"
5 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum of wanting what one can't have 🤓💍 Don't worry ladies, the intelligent men are too busy pondering the mysteries of the universe to worry about changing their facebook status to married! 😉🌌
5 months ago
Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"
5 months ago
Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Commentary:
"Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Commentary:
"Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"