14 Funny intelligent quotes

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  4 weeks ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, ever, express, expression, feel, frustrating, frustration, intelligence, intelligent, mind, mouth, smart, speaking, stupid

• We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, censorship, communication, free, free speech, humor, intelligence, intelligent, live, offended, offense, people, society, speech, stupid, stupidity, time, where

• Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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  4 weeks ago

  accidentally, attraction, chemistry, cook, cooking, crush, date, emotional, emotional intelligence, emotionally, hot, humor, intelligence, intelligent, man, manifestation, serendipity, staring

• Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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  4 weeks ago

  anything, communication, confidence, honesty, honesty in communication, humor, humor about speech, i, intelligent, let, me, personality, say, self-awareness, sometimes, speech, stop

• People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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  4 weeks ago

  bio, good, humor, intelligent, irony, media, people, put, self-promotion, social, social media, Twitter

• The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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  1 month ago

  belief, damage, done, engineer, humor, intelligence, intelligent, irony, society, software, software engineer

• People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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  1 month ago

  conversation, humor, i, intelligence, intelligent, irony, least, myself, others, people, self, self-talk, talk, tell, wit

• Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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  1 month ago

  always, dating, expectations, humor, intelligent, intelligent man, irony, know, love, man, marry, men, relationship, want, women

• I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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  1 month ago

  am, happiness, happy, humor, i, intelligent, irony, self-awareness, too, wisdom

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