11 Funny intelligent quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

  Commentary:
  "Shh… I'm staying quiet so my genius doesn't accidentally cause a ruckus! 🤫🤪 #SilencedSmartypants"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

  Commentary:
  "Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

  Commentary:
  "When the brain takes a vacation, but the mouth decides to work overtime! 🤪🗣️ #NoFilter #Oops"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

  Commentary:
  🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fabled creatures known as software engineers 🧙‍♂️ Uniquely intelligent or just really good at Googling error messages? 🤔 Their mystical powers have caused mischief indeed, turning everything into binary code and making the rest of us feel like mere mortals in the land of algorithms and bugs! 🤪👾 #WizardsOfTheDigitalRealm"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old conundrum of wanting what one can't have 🤓💍 Don't worry ladies, the intelligent men are too busy pondering the mysteries of the universe to worry about changing their facebook status to married! 😉🌌

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the genius mind – burdened by brilliance and plagued by existential angst. 🧠💡 Who knew that being too smart could be such a buzzkill? Maybe a little sprinkle of foolishness can bring the joy you seek! 🤪😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"

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