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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

3 months ago

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

3 months ago

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

3 months ago

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

3 months ago

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

3 months ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

3 months ago

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

3 months ago

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

3 months ago

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

3 months ago

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

3 months ago

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

3 months ago

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

3 months ago

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

3 months ago