33 Funny interview quotes

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  4 hours ago

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• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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  5 hours ago

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• A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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  7 hours ago

  conversation, humor, interaction, interview, job, job interview, liar, social, social interaction, workplace

• I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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  17 hours ago

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• I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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  1 month ago

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• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  2 months ago

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• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

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• An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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  2 months ago

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