24 Funny interview quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

4 minutes ago4 minutes ago

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

9 hours ago9 hours ago

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

2 months ago2 months ago

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

2 months ago2 months ago

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

2 months ago2 months ago

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

4 months ago4 months ago

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

4 months ago4 months ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

5 months ago5 months ago

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Feb 25, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Jan 27, 2025

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Jan 27, 2025

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Jan 26, 2025

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Jan 26, 2025

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

Jan 25, 2025

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Jan 25, 2025

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Jan 24, 2025

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Jan 23, 2025

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Jan 23, 2025