33 Funny interview quotes

• I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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  business, candid, hate, hire, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, just, me, real, stand

• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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  4 weeks ago

  apparently, beautiful, beautiful Latina, dating, dating problem, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, latina, problem, weakness

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  bowl, cereal, cream, difficult, difficult scenario, example, food, give, humor, i, ice, ice cream, improvisation, interview, interviewer, me, milk, problem, problem-solving, scenario, solving, used

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  apology, communication, customer, customer service, fault, good, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, me, sarcasm, service, skills, things, want, well, why, work, work skills

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  4 weeks ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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  asked, better, bohemian, Bohemian Rhapsody, humor, i, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, management, me, much, music, performance, pressure, rhapsody, said, singing, stress, stress management, under, well

• Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, annoying, before, conduct, digital, digital interaction, exit, exit interview, humor, i, interaction, interview, me, media, online, online humor, pretty, social, social media, someone, unfollow

• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

• At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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  AirPod, etiquette, headphones, humor, interview, interview etiquette, job, job interview, multitasking, tech, workplace

• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  adventure, explain, explanation, gap, humor, i, interview, job, job interview, missing, national, national park, park, resume

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