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15 Funny interview quotes

Funny interview quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the often nerve-wracking experience of job interviews. 📝😅 From witty remarks about tricky questions to humorous takes on awkward moments, these quotes highlight the lighter side of trying to land the perfect job. Enjoy a laugh and ease the stress of interview prep! 😂💼

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

2 weeks ago

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

2 months ago

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

3 months ago

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

3 months ago

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

3 months ago

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

3 months ago

Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

3 months ago

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

3 months ago

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

3 months ago

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

3 months ago

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

3 months ago

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

3 months ago

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

3 months ago

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

3 months ago

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

3 months ago