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"Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌"
28 Funny interview quotes
By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel th…
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Oh, the good ol' 'change the subject' desperation move in a sinking job interview ship! 🙈 Looks like that conversation hit an iceberg and now you're just trying to stay afloat like Rose on the Titanic! 🚢 Keep your chin up, maybe next time lead with your impressive knowledge of cat memes instead! 😸 #InterviewGoneSouth
Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my ro…
Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed…
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Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles
Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!
In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh da…
Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me:…
