Funny lap quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

  Commentary:
  Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆‍♂️✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the corporate dance of 'circling back' and 'taking another lap' – like a never-ending tango with emails 🔄💃🕺. Who knew office communication could be so rhythmic and repetitive? 😄 #CorporateQuirks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy alarm clock when you have a scalding cup of coffee ready to jolt you awake! ☕️😳 Nothing quite gets the heart racing like the sensation of liquid fire on your lap… definitely a wake-up call you won't forget in a hurry! 😂"

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