Funny lap quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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