Funny lap quotes

• May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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  1 month ago

  affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request

• With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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  2 months ago

  better, cat, comfort, companionship, deal, humor, lap, pet, relaxation, relief, stress, stress relief

• One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, amazing thing, day, everyday, everyday life, expectation, food, goal, humor, lap, life, relatability, satisfaction, struggle, thing

• There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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  2 months ago

  activity, adults, Amazon, driver, fun, fun activity, gift, gift giving, giving, holidays, humor, lap, list, mall, should, sit, tell, want, wish, wish list

• Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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  2 months ago

  activity, believe, childhood, found, fun, fun activity, hard, holiday, lap, me, nostalgia, picture, Santa, sitting, whole, year

• “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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  2 months ago

  another, back, circling, circling back, communication, humor, just, lap, meetings, take, work

• I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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  2 months ago

  bowl, cleaning, comfort, cream, distraction, guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, house, housework, i, ice, ice cream, lap, opera, pleasure, soap, soap opera, unexpected

• I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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  2 months ago

  always, chips, clumsy, example, finish, food, happiness, humor, i, lap, positivity, sad, snacks, upsides

• Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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  2 months ago

  caffeine, coffee, drinking, faster, hot, humor, irony, lap, morning, spill, wake

• Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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  5 months ago

  behavior, cat, cats, domination, fact, humor, lap, pet, pet behavior, sit

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