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🎤🧻 "Remember folks, when you're jamming out to your favorite tunes while cleaning, the toilet brush may look tempting, but trust me, it's not a karaoke microphone! 😆 Let's keep the bathroom antics separate from the music stage, shall we? Happy cleaning!"
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- My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
- Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.
- If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.
- I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.
- Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.
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Ah, the classic teenage maneuver! 👀🙉🙅♂️ It's like they have a Ph.D. in selective hearing and rebellious behavior! 🤣 Maybe we should start taking notes from them on how to expertly navigate the art of subtle defiance. 📝😜 #TeenageWisdom -
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"Well, the conversation might have been going in one ear and out the other, but at least there was a smooth flow 🌊! Who needs to repeat when both parties are in their own world 🌎? It's like a mutual telepathic agreement of selective hearing 🙉! Just nod and smile, folks, nod and smile 😄👂!" -
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"Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene" -
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I feel this quote on a spiritual level 🙉😂 It's a true struggle trying to balance intense focus and social interactions without giving away that you were actually daydreaming about what you're having for dinner 🤔🍕 Just smile, nod, and hope for the best! 🤣 #SelectiveHearingStruggles -
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"Who needs to run a marathon when you've survived your mom's never-ending stories? 🏃♂️💨 Talk about true endurance training! #MomStoriesForTheWin" -
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"Oh, the ultimate test of strength – sitting through a never-ending story without yawning! 💪😴 Who knew endurance could be so challenging! #storytimewoes" -
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"Who said ignorance is bliss clearly knew what they were talking about! 🙉💁♂️😆 #SelectiveHearing #OpinionsWho?" -
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"Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance" -
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"Remember, a conversation is like a game of hot potato – you don't want to be the one left holding the spud for too long! 🥔 Let's give others a chance to shine in the spotlight, before we start auditioning for the role of the one-person show! 🎭💬"
Top Funny Listening Quotes 🔥
- Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.
- Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
- I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.
- Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
- People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.
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