203 Funny little quotes

Funny little quotes 😂 sprinkle joy into our everyday lives, like finding that last fry at the bottom of the bag 🍟. They’re the cheeky reminders that life doesn’t always have to be serious; after all, who doesn’t appreciate a good chuckle? Whether you’re in need of a giggle 🤭 or a snappy comeback, these tiny nuggets of humor are here to brighten your day and tickle your funny bone!

According to a recent study, women who are a little overwei…

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Well, looks like the key to longevity might involve eating that extra slice of cake 🍰 and tuning out the unsolicited opinions of certain individuals 🤷‍♂️. Remember, nothing beats the power of a confident woman with a healthy appetite! 🙌 #LongLiveTheOverweightLadies

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundred…

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"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃‍♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands togethe…

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"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, a…

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🚪💭 "A little sign under the doorbell that says, 'think twice, adventurer.' Translation: 'Abandon all hope (or at least your itchy feet) ye who enter here!' 😂⚠️🧭"

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me.…

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"Who knew bringing a sketch pad to court could have a killer outcome? 🎨🔪 Just doodling some crime scenes, no biggie! 😂 #ArtisticJustice"

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum litt…

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Looks like Taylor Swift is pulling some serious mind-control game on your wife! 🧐🎶 Who knew that catchy tunes could be the ultimate weapon of distraction in everyday life? Beware of the "Swiftie" effect taking over your household! 🤣🎵 #TaylorSwiftPsyop

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky light…

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"Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really bel…

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"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be th…

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"Who needs success when you can rock sweatpants and messy hair? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time success started dressing up for us for a change! 💼👔 #RelationshipGoals"

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but…

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Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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