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  • My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life’s little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything’s more interesting when you’re searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉

  • Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fancy serums and creams when you’ve got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets”

  • It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

    Commentary:
    “Who has time for taxes when there’s a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck”

  • Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

    Commentary:
    Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something? 🤨🔪” Looks like someone forgot the memo on cutlery etiquette! Watch out for any unexpected office shenanigans… or salad cravings! 😂 #OfficeAntics #KnifeLover

  • Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

    Commentary:
    “Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except you’ve found the perfect hiding spot and nobody even remembers the game is still going on! 🙈🤷‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion”

  • Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

    Commentary:
    “Next time someone rolls their eyes while you’re talking, just remind yourself that they’re on a mission to find their lost brain 🧠💭. Don’t feel bad, be proud that you’re keeping them entertained! 🙄😂”

  • That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic driver’s dilemma: sacrificing your tunes for better visibility like a DJ detective on a mission! 🎵🔍 Who needs GPS when you’ve got tunes-turned-down-eyepower? 🚗💨 #MusicVSAddresses”

  • Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a mind anyway? Losing it just adds a little excitement to life 🤪🔍 But seriously, losing your mind can be the ultimate adventure – who knows where it might end up next! 🌪️😂”

  • I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like you’ve got that mysterious charm going on. Reminds me of those hidden treasure maps – you just have to squint a bit to appreciate the beauty beneath the surface. Who knew your good looks were a hidden gem waiting to be discovered!

  • Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

    Commentary:
    “According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of ‘unlikeability’ syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a ‘like’ a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight”

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