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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Having a job ruined my life.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Jan 20, 2026

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Trending via WeChat:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Trending via Threads:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Seen just now on Slack:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Breaking via Instagram:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Making waves on Twitch:

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

132 Funny looking quotes

Funny looking quotes shine a light on those moments when appearances — and how we *think* we look — become pure comedy! 😂👀 Whether it’s catching your reflection mid-yawn, dressing up just to stay home, or confidently walking into a room and forgetting why, these quotes remind us that *looking good* (or just looking in general) can be a laugh-out-loud experience. Because sometimes, the mirror tells jokes too! 😆🪞💃

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

32 minutes ago

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

5 hours ago

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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

6 hours ago

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

6 hours ago

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

7 hours ago

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

17 hours ago

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

17 hours ago

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

20 hours ago

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

21 hours ago

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

21 hours ago

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30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

65 shares on Threads this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Going viral on Reddit:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Making waves on X:

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Trending via Instagram:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Just landed via TikTok:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Trending via Instagram:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I was dropped as an adult.

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