121 Funny looking quotes

Funny looking quotes shine a light on those moments when appearances — and how we *think* we look — become pure comedy! 😂👀 Whether it’s catching your reflection mid-yawn, dressing up just to stay home, or confidently walking into a room and forgetting why, these quotes remind us that *looking good* (or just looking in general) can be a laugh-out-loud experience. Because sometimes, the mirror tells jokes too! 😆🪞💃

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Digging up the past, hoping for a high-five from history! 🏺🤚🤣

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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Trying to find 90's love today is like bringing your Walkman to a Spotify party 🎧😂📻

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Booking flights for fun? It seems like your wallet needs a restraining order! ✈️💸😂

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶‍♂️🤨✨

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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Looks like they've got a PhD in judging by covers 📚🔍😂

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

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