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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Making waves on Threads:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Shared recently on Telegram:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Just landed via Twitch:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Going viral on Telegram:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Funny looking quotes shine a light on those moments when appearances — and how we *think* we look — become pure comedy! 😂👀 Whether it’s catching your reflection mid-yawn, dressing up just to stay home, or confidently walking into a room and forgetting why, these quotes remind us that *looking good* (or just looking in general) can be a laugh-out-loud experience. Because sometimes, the mirror tells jokes too! 😆🪞💃

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3 days ago
Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
4 days ago
Share →: Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Commentary:
Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
4 days ago
Share →: If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Commentary:
When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸
5 days ago
Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Commentary:
Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
1 week ago
Share →: 38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Commentary:
Dad time management: mastering the art of "sit and wait" since the beginning of time ⏱️😂🚗👨‍👧‍👦
1 week ago
Share →: People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Commentary:
"Every day is a new puzzle piece, and I still haven't found the edge pieces! 🧩😅✨"
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Making waves on Twitch:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Trending via Discord:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Spotted on YouTube:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Breaking via Facebook:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Spotted on YouTube:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Breaking via Messenger:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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