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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Funny lost quotes 🌟 are those little gems of humor that remind us it’s okay to get a bit turned around 😂. Whether you’ve misplaced your keys 🔑 or lost track of time ⏰, these witty sayings bring a smile to the chaos of everyday life. Dive into a world where misplacing things is a laugh-out-loud adventure, and remember, sometimes losing something just means finding a reason to giggle! 😄

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6 days ago
Share →: Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷‍♂️🎈
1 week ago
Share →: “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a full-on emotional workout! 💪🧘‍♀️ If losing the plot was an Olympic sport, I'd take home gold! 🥇😅"
1 week ago
Share →: I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Commentary:
"Wow, sounds like me trying to find the TV remote! 📺😂🗺️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Commentary:
"Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"
2 months ago
Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Commentary:
"BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀"
2 months ago
Share →: Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Commentary:
"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery
3 months ago
Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree
3 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
4 months ago
Share →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a "bank-breaking" turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone's interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it's important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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