44 Funny lost quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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