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  • Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

    Commentary:
    “BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀”

  • Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

    Commentary:
    “Turns out the abyss has a ‘do not disturb’ sign now. 📵😂”

  • I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that’s supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It’s like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it’s trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

  • Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone took the concept of “go with the flow” a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree

  • Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

    Commentary:
    “Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature’s embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt”

  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t that a “bank-breaking” turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone’s interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it’s important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥

  • I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the appetite for work went missing, but at least it’s up for grabs now! 🍔🙅‍♂️ Finders, keepers! Happy hunting for that lost motivation! 🕵️‍♂️😂

  • People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

    Commentary:
    “If only we could donate our lost pounds to our frenemies, we’d all be lining up for that weight loss challenge! Just imagine the satisfaction of seeing that person struggling with our unwanted weight while we strut our stuff feeling lighter and revenge-slimmed.”

  • Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

    Commentary:
    “Day 12 without chocolate: I didn’t know my left eye could even hear, let alone choose to go on strike over chocolate! Must be holding out for the good stuff.”

  • I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs an hour of sleep when you can just embrace the insomnia life like a boss 😎💤 #SleepIsOverrated”

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