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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Making waves on Instagram:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Spotted on X:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Spotted on Discord:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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1 month ago
Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Commentary:
"Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"
1 month ago
Share →: Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Commentary:
"Rainy days are just nature's way of setting the stage for our Oscar-worthy romance scenes! ☔️🎭❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Commentary:
"Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"
2 months ago
Share →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Commentary:
"When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"
2 months ago
Share →: Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Commentary:
"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"
2 months ago
Share →: I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨‍💼 #JustAGuyThings"
2 months ago
Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Commentary:
"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
2 months ago
Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Just landed via Reddit:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Going viral on Discord:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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