150 Funny making quotes

• I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, anxious, description, entertainment, humor, i, just, making, me, movie, Netflix, please, read, start, streaming, technology, watching, while

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

• Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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  adulting, call, communication, even, humor, making, motivation, phone, phone call, procrastination, responsibility, want

• Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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  cooking, food, guacamole, humor, making, pun, tried, wordplay

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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  appointment, chores, cleaning, dentist, dentist appointment, humor, i, kitchen, laundry, making, plant, procrastination, saw, watered

• Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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  behavior, child, child behavior, dawn, difficult, difficulty, evolution, history, human, human history, humor, kid, kids, making, man, parenting, things

• That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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  aging, distance, family, humor, making, older, perspective, relationship, rest, sense, start, uncle, wisdom

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  aid, alphabet, alphabet song, am, childhood, childhood habit, choice, choices, count, counting, decision, decision making, finger, finger counting, fingers, habit, i, learning, learning method, letter, life, life choice, making, memory, memory aid, method, next, sing, song, still, whole

• Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

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  adventure, choice, choose, decision, decision making, free, free will, humor, irony, making, own, regret, where

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