39 Funny management quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who knew incompetence could be the key to success in the corporate world? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time to start making intentional mistakes! 😉 #PromotionByAccident"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as strategic delegation 🙌. Talk about a masterful dodge of responsibility! Future you better watch out, present you is throwing all the tasks their way with a sly smile 😏. Bravo on passing the hot potato, future self! 🥔⏰ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I have an appointment' excuse strikes again! 💁‍♂️ Who knew appointments were the ultimate productivity repellant? 🤣 Time to sit back, relax, and wait for that elusive appointment to magically make us busy all day! 🕰️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

  Commentary:
  "Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes 💤 and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️⏰. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between money and time 🤑⏳ If only we could adjust the calendar to suit our finances! Who's with me on petitioning for a 10-day month? 🗓💸 #FinancialGenius"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone has truly mastered the art of procrastination! 🤹‍♂️💼 Why finish one task now when you can put off a whole bunch of them simultaneously? Talk about efficiency in delaying tactics! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

  Commentary:
  "No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"

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