293 Funny media quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

  Commentary:
  "Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

  Commentary:
  "**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
  **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Waiting for the plot twist where the American Pope is also a crime-fighting detective! 😂📺✝️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing a quality check! 🕵️‍♂️😂 #SelfLove"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

  Commentary:
  Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

  Commentary:
  Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

  Commentary:
  Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨

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