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Sounds like your psychiatrist might be the one needing a psychiatrist! π€ͺπ©ββοΈ It's always good to keep a sense of humor, even when dealing with imaginary experts. π
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- “Itβs all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
- Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
- Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
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"Well, looks like this therapist decided to hand you over like a hot potato π₯πΆοΈ But hey, don't worry, group therapy can be like a stand-up comedy show with a touch of emotional support π€π€π€£ So get ready to share the spotlight and spread some laughs… or tears π π #GroupTherapyJourney" -
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"Oh, just casually sacrificing sanity for likes and followers π±π Who needs self-care when you have filters and hashtags, am I right? π #Priorities" -
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"Trying to rely on my mental health is like using a flashlight in a horror film – it flickers at the worst moments and inevitably leaves me in the dark π―οΈπ± But hey, at least there's always a twist ending, right? π " -
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"Remember, it's better to be delightfully crazy than to end up in the dullsville of sanity! π€ͺ Embrace your inner weirdness to avoid the risk of becoming a boring potato! π₯ Stay fabulously mad, my friend! π«" -
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"Therapist of the Year award goes to… *drumroll*… Me! ππ€ Who needs therapy when you can just nap your problems away, am I right?! π #NapTherapy" -
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of laziness saving us from insanity! π€ͺ Procrastination: Keeping mental breakdowns at bay since forever! π " -
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"Therapy isn't cutting it, I need to throw my brain in the dishwasher for a spin cycle of clarity! π§ πΏβ¨ Out with the dirty thoughts, in with the squeaky-clean ideas!" -
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"Looks like someone has found the perfect antidote for their blues! πΈ Who needs therapy when you have a fat bank account, am I right? ππ° #MoneyMood #CureForTheBlues" -
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ππ¨ββοΈ "Next stop: Therapy Land! Watch out, ladies, I know all the best spots… for self-discovery and personal growth! Buckle up for a one-way ride to emotional enlightenment! ππ¨"
Top Funny Mental Quotes π₯
- I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.
- Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.
- Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?
- Iβm gonna start telling men I know a spot and itβs just me dropping them off at therapy.
- My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.
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