130 Funny mental quotes

Trending Funny Mental Quotes 🔥

More funny mental quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Commentary:
"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
2 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Commentary:
Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like your brain and my humor are on the same mischievous page! 😂 Sometimes, our thoughts need a serious intervention—maybe a comedy therapist? 🎭🤪 Just remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're thinking of eating a jar of pickles at midnight—then you might need real help! 🥒😅
2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Commentary:
Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
2 months ago
Share →: Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Commentary:
"True, Instagram may mess with our minds, but Outlook? That's a whole other level of psychological warfare! 😅💻 #EmailsAreTheRealEnemy"
3 months ago
Share →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Commentary:
"Who says therapy has to be expensive? Just head to the nearest empty field and let it all out! 🌾🗣️ Don't worry, the cows won't judge. 😂 #ReleaseTheKraken"