40 Funny minute quotes — Wordgag ツ

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

1 month ago1 month ago

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

2 months ago2 months ago

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

2 months ago2 months ago

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

2 months ago2 months ago

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

2 months ago2 months ago

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

2 months ago2 months ago

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

2 months ago2 months ago

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

2 months ago2 months ago

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

3 months ago3 months ago

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

3 months ago3 months ago

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

3 months ago3 months ago

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

3 months ago3 months ago

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

4 months ago4 months ago

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

4 months ago4 months ago

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Mar 18, 2025

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Mar 10, 2025Mar 10, 2025