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- People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.
- Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.
- Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.
- The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
- He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.
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- The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.
- When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
- A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.
- Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.
- I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.
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