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Funny modern quotes are the perfect blend of wit 😄 and wisdom 🤔, offering a lighthearted escape from the everyday grind. Whether you’re navigating the chaos of adulting 🧑‍💼, surviving Monday blues 🌀, or just in need of a chuckle, these clever quips capture the humor in our fast-paced, digital world. Get ready to LOL 🤣 as you scroll through a collection of punchlines that turn life’s little moments into big laughs!

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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