Funny moments quotes

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025