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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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Going bananas on Discord:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Going viral on Threads:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Spotted on Pinterest:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Going viral on X:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Going viral on Messenger:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Just shared via Messenger:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Funny moments quotes bring laughter and lighthearted vibes to your day 😂✨ Whether you’re reminiscing about hilarious fails, awkward encounters, or silly adventures, these gems capture the joy of those unforgettable chuckles 🤣💬 Ready to brighten your feed and share some smiles? Let’s dive into the world of witty words that celebrate life’s funniest moments! 🎉😂 #GoodVibesOnly

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

94 shares on X this month:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Making waves on X:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Going viral on WeChat:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Making waves on WeChat:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Making waves on Messenger:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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