15 Funny moments quotes — Wordgag ツ

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

2 months ago2 months ago

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

3 months ago3 months ago

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

3 months ago3 months ago

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

3 months ago3 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Feb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Feb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Jan 25, 2025

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Jan 24, 2025

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Jan 23, 2025

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Jan 23, 2025

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Jan 22, 2025

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Jan 21, 2025

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Jan 21, 2025

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Jan 21, 2025