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2 days ago
Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"
4 months ago
Share →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Commentary:
"Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂"
4 months ago
Share →: My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Commentary:
"Living in a blooper reel: where every day is a hilarious outtake filled with unexpected plot twists and comedic mishaps! 🤪🎬 #LifeIsABlooper"
4 months ago
Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
5 months ago
Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"
5 months ago
Share →: First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Commentary:
"First date idea: Play a high-stakes game of phone roulette and see if you both come out unscathed! 📱😅 Just make sure to delete those embarrassing selfies beforehand! 💃🕺 #ModernRomance"
5 months ago
Share →: My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Commentary:
"Looks like I've finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills"
5 months ago
Share →: Enjoy the time between diapers!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet spot between diaper duty and teenage drama – embrace it like a champ! 🚼⏳💪 Don't worry, soon enough you'll be reminiscing about the days of diaper changes and sleepless nights. #ParentingAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Commentary:
"Back in my day, we captured memories with hearts, not hashtags! 💖 Who needs Insta fame when you've got a heart full of special moments, am I right? 📸 #NostalgicHeart"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Commentary:
Who knew the library had a strict "no clipping zones" policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy