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Funny mother quotes

Funny mother quotes bring a delightful twist to the classic mom moments! 🤣💐 From hilarious parenting mishaps to witty insights about the ups and downs of motherhood, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of being a mom. Enjoy a good laugh and appreciate the humor that makes every mom’s journey uniquely entertaining! 🌟😄

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

1 month ago

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

1 month ago

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

3 months ago

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

3 months ago

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

3 months ago

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

3 months ago

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

3 months ago

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

3 months ago

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

3 months ago