24 Funny mother quotes

• The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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  7 hours ago

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• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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  21 hours ago

  bad, bad habit, habit, habits, humor, laziness, mother, respect, should

• Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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  1 week ago

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• Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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  2 weeks ago

  family, frustration, humor, mother, nobody, own, parent, ragebait, relationship, sarcasm

• The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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  2 months ago

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• My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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  2 months ago

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• Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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  2 months ago

  anger, chore, chores, doing, family, humor, invent, just, mad, mother, too

• Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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  2 months ago

  chores, doing, family, frustration, housework, humor, mad, mother, parenting, tired, unnecessary

• Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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  2 months ago

  family, Gemini, Google, hate, humor, i, ID, misinformation, mother, sarcasm, talk, technology, wanted

• My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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  2 months ago

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