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Funny mother quotes

Jun 12
Share →: My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
May 7
Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.
Nov 17
Share →: I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
Oct 17
Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.
Sep 30
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.
Sep 28
Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.
Sep 22
Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
Sep 22
Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.
Sep 22
Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
Sep 22
Share →: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?