15 Funny mother quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Google took astrology a bit too seriously! 😂🔮📉

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

  Commentary:
  When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

  Commentary:
  "When even your phone tries to hide the evidence! 😂🤳📵"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

  Commentary:
  "Instant bragging rights unlocked! 😂🎖️#MomGoals #GeniusPlan"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

  Commentary:
  ⭐️🌍 "Well, looks like this poor guy is stuck on a spinning dilemma! 🔄🌏 Here's hoping he doesn't get too dizzy trying to find that girl in every corner! 🔄🚶‍♂️ Maybe he should invest in a good pair of walking shoes… or a globe! 🌐😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

  Commentary:
  "Well, evolution might need to pick up the pace on that one and give moms a few extra hands to juggle all the chaos they deal with on a daily basis. Until then, moms will just have to rely on their superhuman multitasking skills to get through the day!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Netflix when you've got jury duty? 🕵️‍♂️💼 But let's be real, being sequestered probably means getting more peace and quiet than any mom could dream of! 🤫🛌 #MomGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: *Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic icebreaker move! 👶🏻💬 Who knew babies could be such excellent wingmen? 😉 #BabyMatchmaker"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the pigeon society can be quite judgmental. 🐦🎩 'Darling, please, the station is no place for a young pigeon lady!' Mothers – always looking out for their offspring's reputation, even in the avian world. 😄 #PigeonEtiquette101"

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