Funny Mother Quotes That'll Have You Laughing and Nodding in Agreement 🤣💐👩‍👧‍👦

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

5 months ago2 months ago

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

May 7, 20242 months ago

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Nov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Sep 30, 20232 months ago

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 3, 2023

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023