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2 months ago
Share →: Listen to the birds, not the news.

Commentary:
"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Commentary:
Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Commentary:
"Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide and I'm basically a plant… Just doing my part to keep the Earth green! 🌿🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Commentary:
"Like a social chameleon in a cozy cave 🦎💤 Introverted by nature, but with a secret extroverted side that only comes out for the good stuff 🌟🎉 Just call me a 'selective extrovert' – socializing with purpose and pizzazz! 💃🕺"
3 months ago
Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Commentary:
"Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"
3 months ago
Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

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🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋
3 months ago
Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
3 months ago
Share →: I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Commentary:
Oh, so now we're taking gardening advice from the flowers, huh? 🌼🌺 I guess it's time for a petal-to-petal conversation! 🌸🌻 Let's hope they don't stem you wrong! 🌱😄
3 months ago
Share →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Commentary:
"Seriously, have they checked under all the couch cushions though? 🦖🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the dinosaurs are just really good at hide and seek!"
3 months ago
Share →: I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Commentary:
"Bigfoot really understood the importance of social distancing way before it was cool. 🦶🌲 Maybe we should take some notes from the legendary recluse and avoid the drama of human interaction. 😂 #BigfootWisdom"