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111 Funny nature quotes

Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. 🌳😂 From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! 🌳😂

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

3 months ago

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

3 months ago

Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

3 months ago

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

3 months ago

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

3 months ago

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

3 months ago

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

3 months ago

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

3 months ago

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

3 months ago

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

3 months ago

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

3 months ago

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

3 months ago

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

3 months ago

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

3 months ago

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

3 months ago

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

3 months ago

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

3 months ago

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

3 months ago

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

3 months ago

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

3 months ago