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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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Share →: I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Plot twist: I’m more like a wildflower in need of caffeine, sprouting through the cracks of my messy living room. 🌼☕️🛋️
4 weeks ago
Share →: Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
4 weeks ago
Share →: Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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"Who knew birdwatching was just a gateway to accepting my inner old person vibes! Time to grab the binoculars and start squawking! 🦜👀😅"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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"Ah, the circle of irony! 🌳✂️📜✍️ #HumanLogic #TreeHuggerByPaper"
1 month ago
Share →: Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

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"Move over, VIPs coming through! 🐦🛣️😂 #GooseGoals #EntitledWaddle"
1 month ago
Share →: Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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"Trying to disconnect… but the Wi-Fi signals are stronger than the flower scents! 😂🌼📶"
1 month ago
Share →: Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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"Sounds like the grass is ghosting you 🌱💔😂"

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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