265 Funny night quotes

• I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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  4 months ago

  12, 5, am, early, early morning, i, love, midnight, morning, night, peace, quiet, solitude, world

• Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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  4 months ago

  asleep, better, book, even, everyone, middle, nice, night, peaceful, quiet, reading, relaxation, sleep, solitude, therapy

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  4 months ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

• Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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  4 months ago

  1, am, blackout, blackout curtain, confusion, curtain, curtains, dangerous, daytime, here, humor, indoor, night, outside, sleep, time

• Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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  4 months ago

  confidence, crazy, humor, i, knowing, never, night, self-acceptance, sleep, ugly

• Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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  4 months ago

  change, Cinderella, credit, credit score, finance, financial, financial joke, humor, i, joke, life, life change, night, night out, nightlife, personal, personal finance, score, spending

• I had too much to think last night.

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  4 months ago

  humor, i, last, much, night, overthinking, think, thinking, too

• Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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  5 months ago

  city, damage, humor, infrastructure, infrastructure damage, movie, movie night, night, stress, superhero, superhero movie, trying, watch, watching, watching movie

• I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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  5 months ago

  caught, cream, diet, dieting, eat, eating, food, going, humor, husband, i, ice, ice cream, last, last night, night, relationship, second, spouse, together

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  5 months ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

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