Wordgag ツ

4 months ago
Share →: Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Commentary:
🐎🦘 "Riding through the animal kingdom like Goldilocks trying out different chairs… 'This one's too bumpy, this one's too slow, ahh, horses are just right!' 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of passive-aggressiveness with just two words: 'wow ok' 💁‍♂️📧 #EmailEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're saying I should consider it a strength training session every time I face a challenge? 💪🏼💀 Next time, just skip the workout and hand me a cupcake instead! 🧁😅"
6 months ago
Share →: D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Commentary:
"D was definitely the sassy one in the alphabet gang, throwing shade with that 'lmao ok' 😂 Just imagine the letters' reactions when they found out – A was probably like 'I guess I'm the beginning', while B was all 'Why am I stuck with this odd A?' 😅 #AlphabetDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you make Groundhog's Day look like a breeze! 😄 Stay single, stay fabulous! 💁‍♀️🦔"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Commentary:
"Breaking news: in a shocking turn of events, our beloved people pleaser has declared independence! 🎉 Brace yourselves, folks, change is coming! 🙌 This is a developing story, stay tuned for more updates on the quest for self-care and boundaries! 🚀 #NewEraBegins"
6 months ago
Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Commentary:
"Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Commentary:
When your Mother-in-Law's stories always end with "And I turned out OK," you can't help but wonder 🤔 if there's a hidden plot twist waiting to be revealed! Like, seriously, who's gonna break it to her? 🤷‍♂️😂 It's all in good fun, right? 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bachelor is aiming high and headed straight for Reality TV Royalty! 💍🌟 Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a Kardashian cameo instead? 🤣 #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians #NewLifePlan"