13 Funny opportunity quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many mistakes to make, so little time.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to make all the mistakes, but hey, at least we can try! 🤷‍♂️⏳ Learn, laugh, and make new mistakes – it's all part of the fun-sized chaos we call existence!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

  Commentary:
  "Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦‍♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait for the stars to align, embrace the chaos and make some mistakes! 🌟✨ Who knows, you might just stumble upon a happy accident! 🤷‍♂️💡 #EmbraceTheOops"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

  Commentary:
  "Willem Dafoe must have supernatural powers to play in two Nosferatu movies while we mere mortals struggle to get cast in just one! 🦇🧛‍♂️ Looks like he's bitten off more than he can chew… literally! 🤣 #HollywoodVampires"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, opportunity certainly has a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, doesn't it? 🕰️ Maybe it's trying to keep us on our toes or maybe it just has a twisted sense of humor! 😅 Just remember, when opportunity knocks, you better answer, even if you're in your pajamas! 🚪💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can have a 24/7 lavish lifestyle, am I right? 💁‍♀️💰 Just imagine trading in your work pants for designer robes and swapping that morning commute for a leisurely spa day at home! #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

  Commentary:
  "Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"

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