13 Funny opportunity quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
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  4 months ago

  View →: So many mistakes to make, so little time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why can’t opportunity just come back later?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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