Commentary:
When he says he’ll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum 🤦♂️🙈
17 Funny opportunity quotes
The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity t…
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t…
Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the…
Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human…
Commentary:
"Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"
So many mistakes to make, so little time.
Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.
Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me a…
Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really…
