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13 Funny opportunity quotes

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father's network.

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Whoever came up with the name "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths".

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I'm just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Think about how many more lovers you'd have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That's what they are taking away from you.

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025