Funny quotes opportunity

13 Funny opportunity quotes

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

4 weeks ago

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

2 months ago

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

2 months ago

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

2 months ago

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

3 months ago

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

3 months ago

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

3 months ago

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

3 months ago

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

3 months ago

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

3 months ago

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

3 months ago

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

3 months ago

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

3 months ago