20 Funny opportunity quotes

• Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, FOMO, happening, hindsight, humor, know, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regret, slang, social, social anxiety, word

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  3 weeks ago

  attraction, front, horse, hottest, humor, life, little, modern, modern life, opportunity, tame, thing, unfortunately, us, woman

• I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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  3 weeks ago

  budgeting, even, fact, finance, humor, i, joke, million, money, opportunity, personal, personal finance, self-deprecating, spending, waste, year

• Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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  2 months ago

  effort, give, humor, i, love, men, minimalism, opportunity, relationship, sarcasm

• The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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  2 months ago

  50, 50 plus, age, aging, available, bathroom, being, humor, opportunity, pee, plus, take, thing, whenever, wisdom, wise

• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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  2 months ago

  answer, call, calls, communication, gossip, humor, interaction, miss, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, phone, phone call, social, social interaction

• Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, humor, joke, love, opportunity, pushing, relationships, sarcasm, stairs, teasing

• Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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  2 months ago

  animal, back, career, career change, change, education, fit, good, human, humor, me, octopu, opportunity, preference, school, thank

• So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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  2 months ago

  decision, humor, irony, life, little, mistake, mistakes, opportunity, procrastination, time

• Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, just, life, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, reflection, sequence

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