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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Breaking via Instagram:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Just landed via Messenger:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Making waves on X:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Just landed via Facebook:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

71 shares on Slack this month:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

90 shares on Threads this month:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Making waves on Messenger:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I am thick and tired.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Spotted on TikTok:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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