Funny quotes outdoor

40 Funny outdoor quotes

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

1 month ago

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

1 month ago

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

2 months ago

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

3 months ago

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

3 months ago

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

3 months ago

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

3 months ago

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

3 months ago

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

3 months ago

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

3 months ago

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

3 months ago

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

3 months ago

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

3 months ago

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

3 months ago

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

3 months ago

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

3 months ago