56 Funny outdoor quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, their workout inspired me to perfect the art of 'blind lifts'! 😂🏋️‍♂️🚪"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  Commentary:
  "Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  Commentary:
  "When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  Commentary:
  "Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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