70 Funny outdoor quotes — Wordgag ツ

All the clouds have come out to play today.

5 days ago5 days ago

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

1 month ago1 month ago

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

1 month ago1 month ago

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

2 months ago2 months ago

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

2 months ago2 months ago

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

2 months ago2 months ago

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

2 months ago2 months ago

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

3 months ago3 months ago

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

3 months ago3 months ago

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

3 months ago3 months ago

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

4 months ago4 months ago

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

4 months ago4 months ago

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

4 months ago4 months ago

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

4 months ago4 months ago