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Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

Shared recently on Discord:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Making waves on YouTube:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Making waves on Threads:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Seen just now on Telegram:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

4 weeks ago

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Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

4 weeks ago

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89 shares on Pinterest this month:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

87 shares on Twitch this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

92 shares on X this month:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Breaking via Facebook:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Shared recently on YouTube:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Making waves on Instagram:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Going viral on Slack:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Going viral on Twitch:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Trending via Threads:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

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