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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Going viral on WeChat:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Live now on Slack:

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Spotted on Messenger:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Spotted on Telegram:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Just shared via Reddit:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Spotted on YouTube:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Going viral on Reddit:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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69 shares on Messenger this month:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

26 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

22 shares on X this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Seen just now on Facebook:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Making waves on Twitch:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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