My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. Posted on55 minutes ago
Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.” Posted on16 hours ago
My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent. Posted on1 day ago
The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration. Posted on2 days ago
As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. Posted on2 days ago
Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet. Posted on2 days ago
Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children. Posted on2 days ago
When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager. Posted on2 days ago
Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. Posted on2 days ago
Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Posted on2 days ago
The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom. Posted on3 days ago
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. Posted on3 days ago
The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree. Posted on4 days ago
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Posted on4 days ago
The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Posted on5 days ago
Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. Posted on5 days ago