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1 month ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
1 month ago
Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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"Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"
2 months ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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"Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive secret weapon of parenthood revealed! 🪑😄 Who knew that all those 'please pay attention' talks could have been replaced with a simple act of relaxation on the sofa? 🙌 Next time you need your child's undivided focus, just channel your inner couch potato and watch the magic happen! 🛋️✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"
3 months ago
Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!
3 months ago
Share →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
"Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a 'Free Cruise to the Bahamas' ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!"
3 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal game of hide and seek with your parents! It seems like they were really committed to keeping you on your toes – or should I say, your little feet running to catch up with them wherever they went. At least you had a knack for tracking them down, which is a pretty useful skill for a kid to have! Who needs a map when you've got determined parents?
5 months ago
Share →: A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where you become a master at playing 'Move It Before It Falls' on expert mode! 🤹‍♂️🚼 #ParentLife"