70 Funny parent quotes

• What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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  5 hours ago

  belief, believe, childhood, ever, family, holiday, humor, kid, kids, parent, parents, pretend, pretending, Santa

• My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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  2 days ago

  16, Christmas, guess, here, humor, i, joke, jokes, mall, me, parent, parents, real, right, Santa, teenager, told

• Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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  5 days ago

  childhood, enough, family, humor, kid, kids, old, parent, parenting, problem

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  1 week ago

  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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  2 weeks ago

  complain, cute, humor, i, irony, kid, kids, parent, spoil, spoiled

• My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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  3 weeks ago

  family, future, future husband, humor, husband, i, joke, kid, kids, parent, parenting, parents, stay-at-home, stay-at-home parent, work

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  3 weeks ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

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  3 weeks ago

  16, again, button, buttons, emotional, emotional trigger, family, feeling, feeling old, humor, i, just, lose, nostalgia, old, parent, parents, push, shit, teenager, trigger, visit

• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  4 weeks ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

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