21 Funny places quotes — Wordgag ツ

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

9 hours ago9 hours ago

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

1 month ago1 month ago

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

1 month ago1 month ago

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

2 months ago2 months ago

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

2 months ago2 months ago

I have friends in high places (birds).

4 months ago4 months ago

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

4 months ago4 months ago

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Jan 29, 2025

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Jan 27, 2025

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Jan 27, 2025

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Jan 26, 2025

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Jan 26, 2025

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Jan 25, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Jan 23, 2025

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Jan 22, 2025

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Jan 22, 2025

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Jan 21, 2025