22 Funny places quotes

• My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, chaos, confusion, duck, even, ever, gone, humor, metaphor, organization, originality, places, row

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  1 month ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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  1 month ago

  back, going, going outside, humor, observation, outside, people, place, places, routine, same, still, time, year

• I have friends in high places (birds).

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  1 month ago

  birds, friends, high, high places, humor, i, nature, places, witty

• Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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  1 month ago

  activity, adventure, advice, anyone, experience, exploration, fun, fun activity, getting, good, just, new, new experience, places, recommend, recommendation, sightseeing, somebody, travel, visiting

• Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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  1 month ago

  arguments, best, humor, introspection, lose, personal, personal reflection, places, reflection, self, showers, solitude, yourself

• To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, context, dumpster, fair, fire, humor, irony, places, safety

• Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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  1 month ago

  activity, back, bring, fun, fun activity, give, i, kid, nostalgia, parenting, payphone, petition, phone, place, places, public, public place, quarter, technology, want

• The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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  1 month ago

  availability, depression, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, places, t, therapy

• Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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  1 month ago

  activity, always, bet, dinosaur, dinosaurs, Earth, hell, humor, i, important, patronizing, places, prehistoric, roaming, shit

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