Funny quotes places

13 Funny places quotes

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

2 months ago

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

2 months ago

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

2 months ago

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

3 months ago

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

3 months ago

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

3 months ago

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

3 months ago

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

3 months ago

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

3 months ago

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

3 months ago

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

3 months ago

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

3 months ago

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

3 months ago