15 Funny places quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I have friends in high places (birds).

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

  Commentary:
  "Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

  Commentary:
  "Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

  Commentary:
  "📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the accuracy in this one! 🤣 It's like the universe is playing a cruel joke by making therapy as elusive as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄 Maybe one day we'll have therapy places as commonplace as Starbucks – a latte for you, a session for me! ☕️💆‍♂️ #TherapyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

  Commentary:
  "Love makes you do crazy things! 🌟 Who knew New Jersey could be a destination for blossoming romance? 💕 Putting aside pride for love is like discovering a hidden gem in the Garden State! 🌺 #LoveKnowsNoBoundaries"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"

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