13 Funny places quotes

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025