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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
2 months ago
My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.
3 months ago
I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
3 months ago
An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
3 months ago
My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.
3 months ago
Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
3 months ago
So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
3 months ago
Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
3 months ago
Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.
3 months ago
I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.
3 months ago