18 Funny position quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

1 week ago1 week ago

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

1 month ago1 month ago

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

2 months ago2 months ago

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

2 months ago2 months ago

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

3 months ago3 months ago

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

4 months ago4 months ago

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Feb 5, 20253 months ago

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Jan 28, 2025

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Jan 27, 2025

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Jan 26, 2025

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Jan 26, 2025

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Jan 26, 2025

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Jan 26, 2025

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Jan 25, 2025

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Jan 23, 2025