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Funny position quotes

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025