21 Funny position quotes

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  10 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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  14 hours ago

  2, car, driving, gangsta’s, Gangsta’s Paradise, hand, hand position, hands, home, humor, listening, music, nostalgia, paradise, position, road, road safety, safety, song

• Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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  21 hours ago

  backward, bend, bend backward, cowgirl, exorcist, humor, i, position, relationship, reverse, reverse cowgirl, sex, sex position

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  2 months ago

  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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  2 months ago

  cowgirl, humor, i, media, position, post, reverse, reverse cowgirl, selfie, sexual, sexual position, social, social media

• If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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  2 months ago

  assistance, even, failure, frustration, help, humor, just, let, me, position, problem, sarcasm, worse, worse position

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  2 months ago

  brain, brain tumor, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guess, headache, health, health humor, humor, joke, lack, lack of sleep, malnutrition, medical, medical joke, migraine, poor, poor position, position, sleep, stress, tumor

• Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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  2 months ago

  back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why

• Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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  2 months ago

  across, bed, couple, current, diagonal, diagonally, humor, laziness, position, relationship, sleep, sleep position, sleeping, status

• My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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  2 months ago

  back, band, body, elastic, elastic band, humor, i, matter, nap, position, relaxation, stretch

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