12 Funny position quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
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  5 months ago

  View →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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