94 Funny pretty quotes

• Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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  90, activity, aesthetics, decision, decision making, fun, fun activity, grape, grape variety, humor, label, making, pretty, pretty label, shopping, variety, wine

• I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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  eat, exam, humor, i, means, paper, pass, pretty, school, soon, student, test

• I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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  age, appearance, eyesight, face, feet, hold, humor, i, just, know, menus, okay, pretty, reality, ruse, self-deprecation, think

• Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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  2 weeks ago

  creativity, drug, drugs, game, good, humor, jokes, just, name, naming, oh, prescription, prescription drug, pretty, random, randomness, Scrabble, sounds, sure, word, word game

• Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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  humor, irony, Kanye, mean, name, personality, pretty, someone, yay

• Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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  headphones, humor, instrument, inventor, kid, learn, learning, music, noise-canceling, parenting, pretty, sure, trying, young

• I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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  city, email, finds, girl, girls, grass, green, hope, humor, i, joke, paradise, pretty, where, wish

• If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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  destroy, dog, dogs, humor, i, life, materialism, money, much, pets, possessions, pretty, same, stuff

• My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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  away, coming, excited, going, humor, knows, pretty, sure, surprise, trip, weekend, wife

• The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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  actor, comedy, doubtfire, dumb, family, figure, humor, kids, misunderstanding, movie, mrs., Mrs. Doubtfire, nanny, pretty, robin, Robin Williams, time, whole, williams

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