55 Funny pretty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

  Commentary:
  "Like a fine wine, annoyance takes time to mature 🍷🕰️. So sit back, relax, and let me annoy you slowly but surely 😉🤪 #AnnoyanceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mornings and afternoons anyway? Night owls unite! 🦉🌙 Embracing the nocturnal lifestyle, where our brains finally come alive while others are winding down for the day! 🌃😂 #NightOwlLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  Commentary:
  "Sex without love is like eating a cupcake without icing – still delicious, just missing that extra sweet touch! 😜💕 Who needs love when you've got some good ol' fun, am I right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"

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