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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Funny relief quotes 😄 are the perfect pick-me-up for those days when life feels a bit too serious. Whether you’re stuck in traffic 🚗 or just need a giggle during a coffee break ☕, these witty one-liners and humorous musings can turn frowns upside down. Dive into a world where laughter is the best medicine 😂 and discover how a few clever words can lighten any mood. Get ready to chuckle and share the joy! 🎉

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Reported on Reddit:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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