45 Funny relief quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I need a vaccine against overthinking.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
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  3 months ago

  View →: A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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