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Funny relief quotes ๐Ÿ˜„ are the perfect pick-me-up for those days when life feels a bit too serious. Whether you’re stuck in traffic ๐Ÿš— or just need a giggle during a coffee break โ˜•, these witty one-liners and humorous musings can turn frowns upside down. Dive into a world where laughter is the best medicine ๐Ÿ˜‚ and discover how a few clever words can lighten any mood. Get ready to chuckle and share the joy! ๐ŸŽ‰

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You know youโ€™re over 50 when you have โ€œupstairs Ibuprofenโ€ and โ€œdownstairs Ibuprofenโ€.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Itโ€™s always a huge relief when Iโ€™m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Coffee ainโ€™t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry, Iโ€™m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Forced to say โ€œitโ€™s okayโ€ instead of throwing a chair at them.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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