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31 Funny relief quotes

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it's over.

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn't solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025