Funny quotes relief

32 Funny relief quotes

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

2 weeks ago

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

1 month ago

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

2 months ago

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

3 months ago

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

3 months ago

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

3 months ago

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

3 months ago

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

3 months ago

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

3 months ago

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

3 months ago

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

3 months ago

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

3 months ago

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

3 months ago

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

3 months ago

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

3 months ago

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

3 months ago