13 Funny reluctance quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

  Commentary:
  "Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the wisdom of the reluctant learner! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs personal growth when you can stay comfortably clueless, am I right? 🤣 Ignorance is bliss after all! But hey, at least they've got their priorities in order… right? 🤔😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

  Commentary:
  "Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'no idea' defense strategy – a stellar way to avoid small talk and awkward social interactions without coming off as completely clueless! 😏🤷‍♂️ Who knew being vague could be such a power move?💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the classic 'polite decline' dance! 💃 Translation: Let's just call a spade a spade, shall we? 🃏😂"

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