17 Funny reluctance quotes — Wordgag ツ

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The older I get, no.

2 months ago2 months ago

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

3 months ago3 months ago

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

4 months ago4 months ago

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

5 months ago5 months ago

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

5 months ago

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Jan 27, 2025

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Jan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Jan 27, 2025

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Jan 26, 2025

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Jan 26, 2025

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Jan 24, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Jan 23, 2025

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Jan 22, 2025

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Jan 20, 2025