11 Funny reluctance quotes

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to.

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

"No idea" doesn't mean I don't know the answer. I just don't want to have a conversation.

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My four moods: I'm too old for doing that. I'm too tired for doing that. I'm too sober for doing that. I don't have time for doing that.

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025