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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Just landed via Instagram:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m sick of living through history!

Seen just now on Messenger:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Going viral on Facebook:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Funny reluctance quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just *don’t* want to do something 🙈🤷‍♂️. Perfect for sharing on days filled with procrastination or when you’re simply not in the mood to adult 😅📅. Get ready to laugh at the art of saying no without actually saying it! 😂✨

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1 week ago
Share →: Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Commentary:
Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄
3 weeks ago
Share →: Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

Commentary:
"Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"
1 month ago
Share →: Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Commentary:
"Enthusiasm level: 100. Motivation to get off the couch: -5 😂🛋️🙃"
$Funny reluctance quotes - Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.$

2 months ago
Share →: Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Commentary:
"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"
3 months ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Commentary:
"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous work meeting – modern day assassin of productivity! Beware, lest you end up like Julius Caesar. 🗡️💼 #EtTuZoomMeeting"
6 months ago
Share →: “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Commentary:
"Oh, the wisdom of the reluctant learner! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs personal growth when you can stay comfortably clueless, am I right? 🤣 Ignorance is bliss after all! But hey, at least they've got their priorities in order… right? 🤔😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Commentary:
"Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Commentary:
"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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Trending via YouTube:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Breaking via TikTok:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Breaking via Slack:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Spotted on X:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Seen just now on X:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Just landed via Slack:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Live now on Slack:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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