26 Funny reminder quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling useless? Just remember, you're a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

  Commentary:
  "Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to people's life stories is like watching a boring movie when you've got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

  Commentary:
  "Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

  Commentary:
  🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

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