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24 Funny reminder quotes

  • If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

    Commentary:
    “Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she’s creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty”

  • Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling useless? Just remember, you’re a CO2-producing superhero for plants! 🌿💨 Who knew your exhales had such a green thumb? Keep breathing, photosynthesis appreciates it! 🌱😄”

  • Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

    Commentary:
    “Reminder: Trust in a man‘s promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt”

  • Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

    Commentary:
    “Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don’t believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals”

  • Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

    Commentary:
    “Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation.”

  • When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

    Commentary:
    “Listening to people’s life stories is like watching a boring movie when you’ve got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown”

  • If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

    Commentary:
    “Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let’s add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄”

  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

    Commentary:
    🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they’ll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

  • Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of being book smart but not street smart! 📚🧠 Who knew that some of life’s most important lessons can’t be found in a textbook? 🤔 Maybe next time we’ll skip the diploma and opt for a crash course in common sense instead! 😅”

  • Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

    Commentary:
    Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it’s their interrogation room, we’re all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused

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