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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Jan 5, 2026

3,591

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Going viral on Twitch:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Shared recently on Slack:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Shared recently on Slack:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Spotted on WeChat:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Making waves on Reddit:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Just shared via X:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

54 Funny reminder quotes

Funny reminder quotes are the perfect way to keep life light and laughter-filled 😂✨ Whether you’re dodging chores or just need a cheeky nudge 🕒😜, these witty lines turn everyday tasks into moments of joy. Ready to giggle while staying on track? Let’s dive into some playful words that make reminders anything but boring! 🎉📝

New funny reminder quotes 👇

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

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3 days ago

Alexa, assistant, forgetfulness, humor, i, me, memory, remind, reminder, room, smart, smart assistant, why
Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

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3 days ago

detox, digital, digital detox, drink, health, humor, hydration, limit, me, please, reminder, screen, screen time, self-care, someone, technology, time, water
A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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2 weeks ago

birth, birth year, Christmas, Christmas present, consider, floor, gentle, gift, gift wrap, holiday, humor, present, presents, reminder, should, table, wrap, wrapping, year
“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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2 weeks ago

alone, everyone, family, holiday, home, home alone, house, humor, moment, movie, peace, reminder
Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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3 weeks ago

app, birthday, birthday reminder, Facebook, humor, media, over-engineering, reminder, social, social media, technology
Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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1 month ago

anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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2 months ago

50s, aging, forgetfulness, health, help, humor, memory, remember, reminder, supplement, take, today, welcome
Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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2 months ago

anyone, humor, Monday, outside, procrastination, reminder, upset, waiting, weekend, workweek
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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2 months ago

attitude, humor, hydrated, hydration, just, kill, laugh, let, little, motivation, much, people, positivity, reminder, self-care, stay, vibe
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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2 months ago

asking, babe, being, binge-watching, every, hours, humor, loneliness, me, Netflix, only, relationship, reminder, self-care, shoutout, still, streaming, thank, watching

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

53 shares on TikTok this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

11 shares on Discord this month:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

217 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,486

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,486

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,500

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Just shared via Threads:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Going viral on Telegram:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Spotted on X:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Just landed via Telegram:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Spotted on Instagram:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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