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46 Funny run quotes

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

3 months ago

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

3 months ago

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

3 months ago

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

3 months ago

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

3 months ago

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

3 months ago