78 Funny run quotes

• Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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  2 months ago

  body, doctor, health, humor, joke, laugh, magnesium, me, medical, OMG, pun, run

• Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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  2 months ago

  40s, age, aging, breath, breathlessness, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, run, running, sh, trying, welcome

• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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  2 months ago

  away, charts, confidence, data, destroy, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, intimidation, prepared, research, run, sarcasm, say, wit

• If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chase, chasing, definitely, exercise, humor, joke, laughter, me, playful, run, running, should, something, too

• Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bikini, DM, DMs, flirt, fun, fun activity, humor, media, put, run, social, social media, through

• I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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  2 months ago

  encounter, everyone, hair, house, humor, i, know, left, makeup, relatable, run, sure, wet

• If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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  2 months ago

  depressed, exercise, feel, health, humor, irony, mental, mental health, physical, physical health, run, self-awareness, soon, worse

• Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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  2 months ago

  activity, avoidance, behavior, chore, cleaner, driveway, funny activity, humor, i, just, me, neighbors, outdoor, outdoor chore, outside, quirky, quirky behavior, run, social, social avoidance, talk, vacuum, vacuum cleaner

• Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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  2 months ago

  confess, confession, fear, humor, irony, love, me, relationship, run, running

• I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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  2 months ago

  eat, fitness, food, head, humor, i, pasta, run, running, said, saw, shirt, slogan, someone, today, wordplay

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