76 Funny saying quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

  Commentary:
  "Careful with those sentence endings! 🙊 It's all fun and games until someone gets called a bonehead. Just saying.. 😉"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't focus on your words when your hoodie strings are throwing off the whole harmony! 🎶 #FashionOverFunction"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Always make sure to keep the boss guessing 🤔💭… or at least give the illusion that you're contemplating profound matters instead of just daydreaming about lunch 🥪😂. Mastering the art of 'Hmmmm' can take your workplace presence from 'average employee' to 'deep thinker extraordinaire' in no time! 😆 #BossMindGames"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

  Commentary:
  Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

  Commentary:
  🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

  Commentary:
  "Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

  Commentary:
  "First, you're as quiet as a sleeping library book 🤫…then suddenly, you're as talkative as a non-stop podcast host! 🎙️ Embrace the transformation, as long as you don't start playing ad breaks in the middle of conversations! 😂📚"

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