11 Funny shake quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

3 months ago3 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

4 months ago4 months ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Mar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Mar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Jan 28, 2025

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Jan 25, 2025

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Jan 23, 2025

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Jan 20, 2025