Funny quotes shake

Funny shake quotes

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

1 month ago

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

1 month ago

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

2 months ago

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

3 months ago

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

3 months ago

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

3 months ago

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

3 months ago

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

3 months ago