12 Funny shake quotes

• Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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  6 days ago

  awkward, awkward moments, brag, bragging, forget, forgetfulness, hand, handshake, humor, i, interaction, memory, moments, name, shake, social, social interaction

• Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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  1 week ago

  daily, daily mood, days, disapproval, head, head shake, humor, mood, myself, self-criticism, self-deprecating, shake, shaking

• The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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  1 week ago

  after, attitude, bathroom, concern, confidence, drops, embarrassment, even, humor, lion, masculinity, pee, shake, shower, small, sure, urinal

• Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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  1 week ago

  care, comedy, ever, frustration, good, humor, interaction, nobody, nobody care, shake, social, social interaction, somebody, whisper

• If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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  1 week ago

  burn, burn calorie, calorie, enough, exercise, head, humor, media, scroll, scrolling, shake, shake head, shaking, social, social media, too, Twitter

• I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, body, body language, fine, humor, language, leg, reaction, shake, speed

• Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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  1 week ago

  car, driving, feature, highway, humor, making, maybe, newer, oh, shake, stopped, technology, weird

• If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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  2 weeks ago

  boyfriend, globe, hard, humor, i, ID, imagination, playful, put, relationship, shake, snow, snow globe

• Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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  3 weeks ago

  avocado, diet, food, humor, January, lifestyle, protein, protein shake, shake, syrup, toast, transformation, tree, vegetable, whole

• My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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  3 weeks ago

  Discman, exercise, humor, nostalgia, past, running, shake, slow, speed, technology

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