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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.
Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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1 month ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Commentary:
🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"
3 months ago
Share →: Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Commentary:
Oh, the temptation to give someone a gentle reality check in the form of a shoulder shake and a whispered "Nobody cares!" 😂 Sometimes a dose of honesty can be quite liberating! Just remember to shake gently, we don't want any accidental bobbleheads! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Commentary:
Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking 🤯💪😂 #TwitterWorkout"
4 months ago
Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop
5 months ago
Share →: Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Commentary:
"Driving a newer car is like realizing you can't find the 'Shake on Highway' setting – maybe it's a feature they only include in vintage models? 🤔🚗 #LostInTechnology"
5 months ago
Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Commentary:
"Put him in a snow globe and shake away! Just make sure he doesn't turn into a snowman ⛄️. Love is a whirlwind, but maybe not that literally! 🤣💑"
5 months ago
Share →: Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Commentary:
"From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Discman was too delicate to handle your need for speed! 🏃‍♂️🎧 Maybe it was just trying to stay 'un-shaken, not stirred' like a true secret agent."
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"