118 Funny show quotes

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"

  alone, animal, animal antics, antics, behavior, care, dog, entertainment, funny behavior, good, good show, home, home alone, house, leave, Netflix, normal, pet, pet care, scroll, show, watch

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

  humor, knowledge, lesson, life, life lesson, modesty, show, show off, underwear, useful, wisdom

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  1 month ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like I made the cut! 😎🎉 #FeelingFancy

  algorithm, attractive, attractive person, humor, media, most, only, people, person, post, show, social, social media, successful, successful person, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Living the high life: gourmet room service, epic TV flops, and the hope that the gym cancels out the dessert 🍕📺🏊‍♂️🍰

  Airbnb, amenity, bed, cable, cable television, eating, gym, hell, hotel, humor, i, leisure, love, pool, relaxation, room, room service, service, show, staying, swimming, swimming pool, television, time, TV, TV Show, using, vacation, watch, while, working, worst

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  When did evenings get put on fast forward? I'm still trying to find the remote! 🍕📺😴

  after, evening, finish, meal, morning, night, relaxation, routine, show, sleep, time, tomorrow, too, work

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Spilling the tea for strangers has never been this high-tech 🍵🤳📓#DigitalDiary

  choose, diary, expression, humor, i, just, media, personal, personal expression, show, social, social media, stranger, strangers, Twitter

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  When your show ends and your life enters 'buffering mode' 🎬🤔📺

  boredom, entertainment, feeling, feeling lost, finish, free, free time, frustration, hate, i, know, life, lost, show, time, watching

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  2 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess you're the ultimate digital hoarder! Don't forget to declutter your screen sometime! 📺😂📦

  binge, binge-watching, collection, episode, every, hoarder, Hoarders, humor, saved, saving, show, TV, TV Show, watching

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to earn brownie points with future me by smiling at all the walking wisdom dispensers 😂👴👵🎉

  anyone, else, good, good person, humor, interaction, just, kindness, old, old person, ones, people, person, show, smile, social, social interaction

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a wild plot twist even Vonnegut would need extra coffee for! ☕😂

  alcoholic, host, humor, kurt, Kurt Vonnegut, morning, morning show host, satire, secretary, Secretary of War, shit, show, vonnegut, war

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