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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

3 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

3 months ago

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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