28 Funny speaking quotes

• I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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  3 days ago

  accent, better, correct, feel, getting, hangup, humor, i, language, language learning, learning, me, racism, racist, Spanish, speaking, think

• Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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  2 months ago

  am, call, cat, conversation, head, hello, household, humor, i, joke, me, phone, phone call, prank, speaking, telemarketer

• Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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  2 months ago

  communication, ever, express, expression, feel, frustrating, frustration, intelligence, intelligent, mind, mouth, smart, speaking, stupid

• My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, conversation, debt, finance, humor, i, joke, longer, money, relationship, speaking, terms

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, attraction, attractive, born, brain, day, distraction, functions, human, human brain, humor, only, someone, speaking, taking, test, thinking

• Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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  2 months ago

  airport, coughing, most, speaking, thing

• “There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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  2 months ago

  again, communication, goodbye, humor, interaction, intimacy, irony, never, person, relationship, silence, social, social interaction, something, speaking

• Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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  2 months ago

  annoying, anxiety, being, chest, chest pain, discomfort, fear, i, me, need, nervousness, pain, public, public speaking, shy, shyness, speak, speaking, why

• My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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  2 months ago

  communication, conflict, humor, i, insomnia, relationship, schedule, sleep, sleep schedule, speaking, terms, tiredness

• Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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  2 months ago

  better, communication, honesty, humor, i, irony, left, realization, regret, right, speaking, things, unsaid

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