23 Funny speaking quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

11 minutes ago11 minutes ago

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

6 days ago6 days ago

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

1 month ago1 month ago

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

1 month ago1 month ago

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

2 months ago2 months ago

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

2 months ago2 months ago

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

2 months ago2 months ago

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

2 months ago2 months ago

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

6 months ago

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

6 months ago

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Jan 27, 2025

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Jan 27, 2025

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Jan 27, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Jan 27, 2025