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Funny speaking quotes

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025