Funny quotes speaking

Funny speaking quotes

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

1 month ago

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

1 month ago

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

3 months ago

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

3 months ago

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

3 months ago

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

3 months ago

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

3 months ago

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

3 months ago

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

3 months ago