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6 months ago
Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet relief of autumn – the season when our internet feed is gracefully saved from the pesky invasion of toes and flip-flops! 🍁🍂 No more awkward encounters with unsuspecting feet, just cozy socks and pumpkin spice vibes ahead! 😄👣 #FallFeels"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Commentary:
"Who needs a coach when you have the sofa? Masterfully guiding the athletes to victory, one bag of chips at a time! 🥔🛋️ #SofaSpectatorChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Summer Olympics: where sweaty perseverance meets the ultimate sports bra showdown! 💦🏋️‍♀️ Dive into the pool of determination, and may the champion of undergarment wrestling emerge victorious! 💪👙"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
6 months ago
Share →: It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Commentary:
"Today's temperature was so sizzling, I almost auditioned for a role in 'Toasty Toasters: The Sequel' 🔥😅 Stay cool out there, folks! ☀️"
6 months ago
Share →: “It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"
6 months ago
Share →: This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡
6 months ago
Share →: It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"