17 Funny table quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

  Commentary:
  "Go ahead and try to hurt me…although I doubt your attempts will be as effective as a hip-height table corner! 💥😂 #Unbreakable #AdvantagesOfBeingTall"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of finding a note that magically transforms your impulsive purchases into 'planned essentials' 🛍️💸 Home sweet organized chaos!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs speed dating when you can merrily hop from plate to plate in the ultimate foodie quest for love? 🍝🍔🍣 Swipe right for the perfect dish, or better yet, a slice of every delicious possibility! Bon appétit and bon amour! 💕🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unsung heroes of the dining world—waiters! Always ready to dish out some service with a side of sass. 🍽️😄 Let's raise a toast to these tableside trendsetters who really know how to bring their 'A' game to the table… quite literally!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Jesus had a real last supper letdown! 😂 Maybe the missing disciples got caught up with some unexpected traffic on the way to the table. 🚗 At least the leftovers probably lasted for days! 🍞🍷 #DinnerDilemma

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

  Commentary:
  "Life is full of ups and downs… and sometimes you're just a piece of furniture 🪑 or a poor little toe! Here's to hoping for more table days than toe days! 🤣 #LifeStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

  Commentary:
  "Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"

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