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Funny taking quotes

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Called in, "Taking a gap year."

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Man, these end times are taking forever.

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025