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2 days ago
Share →: The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Commentary:
"Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! 😂🚶‍♂️💨"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
1 month ago
Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
1 month ago
Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Commentary:
"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Commentary:
"Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Commentary:
"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
2 months ago
Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Commentary:
"White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"
3 months ago
Share →: My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels