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Funny telling quotes

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

2 weeks ago

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

2 weeks ago

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

2 months ago

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

2 months ago

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

2 months ago