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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.
It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.
Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.
Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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13 hours ago
Share →: It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Commentary:
"Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Commentary:
"Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Commentary:
🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"
1 month ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
1 month ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
1 month ago
Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Commentary:
"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Commentary:
"Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
3 months ago
Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Commentary:
"Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"
3 months ago
Share →: I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Commentary:
🏆 And the award for Best Performance in Dental Deception goes to… *drumroll* YOU! 🎬🍭 Just imagine the acceptance speech: "I would like to thank my sweet tooth for always being there, even when I had to pretend it didn't exist in the dentist's chair." 😂 #OscarWorthyPerformance #NoCandyConfessions