Funny text message quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: You’re my least favourite notification.

  Commentary:
  When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂

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  1 day ago

  Share →: The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

  Commentary:
  Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

  Commentary:
  LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

  Commentary:
  "Why talk when you can type a novel? 📱✍️😆 #SilentButChatty"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

  Commentary:
  🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

  Commentary:
  Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

  Commentary:
  "Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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