13 Funny text message quotes — Wordgag ツ

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

2 months ago2 months ago

You’re my least favourite notification.

2 months ago2 months ago

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

2 months ago2 months ago

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

2 months ago2 months ago

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

5 months ago5 months ago

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Jan 25, 2025

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Jan 25, 2025

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Jan 21, 2025