14 Funny text message quotes

Funny text message quotes are the perfect way to brighten up your chat game and keep the laughs rolling 😂💬 Whether you’re sending a quick zing to a friend or spicing up group messages, these witty gems add that extra spark ✨🔥 Get ready to LOL, ROFL, and maybe even snort a little—because who said texting has to be boring? 🚀😜

14 Funny text message quotes - Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱

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14 Funny text message quotes - Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Commentary:
Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣

14 Funny text message quotes - Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Commentary:
"Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

14 Funny text message quotes - My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"