14 Funny text message quotes

• My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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  5 hours ago

  communication, everyone, family, family communication, favorite, gender, gender reveal, humor, just, kind, making, me, message, parent, parents, party, reveal, tell, text, text message, through, where

• We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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  15 hours ago

  back, bring, courting, dating, flower, flowers, hell, horse, humor, man, message, modern, modern dating, need, old fashioned, romance, seriously, text, text message, tonight

• Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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  1 day ago

  call, communication, Earth, frustration, horror, humor, i, just, me, message, missed, missed call, phone, screen, sorry, staring, technology, text, text message, why, wondering

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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  1 day ago

  communication, guys, i, just, last, late, late reply, message, night, reply, restaurant, saw, socializing, sorry, still, text, text message

• You’re my least favourite notification.

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  2 months ago

  communication, digital, digital communication, favourite, humor, least, least favourite, message, notification, sarcasm, text, text message

• The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, message, need, next, only, reply, social, social interaction, someone, stress, talk, text, text message, texts, time, yes

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, energy, ever, friend, friendship, guilt, horrible, i, interaction, introvert, live, message, open, procrastination, reply, social, social interaction, text, text message, think, three, weeks

• I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, answer, anything, communication, except, friends, friendship, humor, i, interaction, loyalty, message, messages, procrastination, social, social interaction, text, text message

• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, call, calls, communication, communication style, humor, introvert, kind, message, paragraphs, personality, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, style, text, text message, texting, texts

• The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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  2 months ago

  best, graduation, humor, kid, message, messages, parenting, school, text, text message, unsubscribe

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