436 Funny think quotes

• Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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  1 month ago

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• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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  1 month ago

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• I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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  1 month ago

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• I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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  1 month ago

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• I think my type is a nice person.

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  1 month ago

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• I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  1 month ago

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• I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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  1 month ago

  faking, humor, i, sarcasm, think

• My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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